This morning’s patrol was extremely major business. It required a purple alert because of a turkey gang sighting on the hill. Tabs found the ringleader as well as frightened him off, after which point things were quite uneventful.
A great deal of people as well as cats don’t understand this, however purple is the official Tabs the feline industries LLC business color, as well as a purple alert represents an all-hands-on-deck emergency — something like a hostile turkey takeover or feline business espionage.
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The last time we had a full-on purple alert was when a kitty modeling competitor (Harris the cat) vandalized the official business catnip plant in the front yard.
Tabs went BALLISTIC.
Thankfully, Harris hasn’t infiltrated the residential or commercial property because then (that we understand of).
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Just curious, however does your feline have a preferred color? Inquiring kitty minds want to know.
Your friendly community charm addict,
Karen